Hey everyone, this is Phantom. I don't like to blog much , but some things just need to be said. I'm all for new additions to the family, as long as they all adhere to the proper code of conduct..."Duchess is queen B, and I am the big dog, and what I say goes." It's pretty easy to live by, as long as you don't steal my toys, then you're ok in my book. Of course ALL toys are my toys. Just don't forget it. Anyway, I digress...
About a month ago, Ruby, my walking buddy, was putting on a little weight....ok...she looked like she ate a toy dog whole, but who am I to criticize? I like to eat too! Anywhoo, she was having some tummy problems, so mom, dad, and Bekka took her to see that nice Angelic lady to have her checked out. Then, they come home REALLY late at night, carrying Ruby in a blanket. That must have been some case of indigestion!!!! Holy Cow!! Then, what do I see???? These little wiggly things moving around. I think that toy dog multiplied after she ate it!!! I swear!!!
Life went on ok, for the most part. I could smell those wiggly things in this big white box that dad put together for them, but they didn't make any noise, and I never see them, so it's all good. I can go on with my life and not have to worry about them.
Well, so much for that!!! This past weekend took the cake. Those wiggly things have GROWN!!!! And they make NOISE!!!!! And they MOVE!!!!!! I go into the kitchen every once in awhile to visit with my buddy Ruby and check out the goings on. Well, these wiggly things got out of their box and this one black and white one stared at me!! It was CREEPY!!! So I tried to give it the evil eye. That didn't work....I'm thinking this thing is possessed. So, I barked at it...it barked BACK!!! Then it talked to another one....a BLUE one!!! OMG!!! They are EVIL!!! And the blue one has big blue eyes and it moves faster than the rest of them!!! OMG!!!! It was coming to get me!!! My eyes got huge..these things can chase me now...this isn't good. Thank goodness for that gate in the kitchen....what, you mean they can go UNDER it?!?!?! What ARE these demonspawn things?!?!?!?!?
You mean they are like ME, and will grow up to be Cardigans?? They are kids of Sulley and Ruby?? Say WHAT?!?!?! Mom says they are cute and cuddly just like me. I personally don't see it. Just keep those things away from me!! I'll hold court with Duchess on the couch, it's safer there.
If anyone knows how to get rid of those things, please let me know. Thanks!!!!