Dear Mom and Dad,
I'm really enjoying this so called Boot Camp. I've met some really cool friends, and we get to wrestle and play for a long time every day!! It's so great!!! Their names are Bobby, Valene, and Lucy. Boy are those two girls CUTE, and can they ever wrestle!! I haven't been able to see Luna Tuna, except through my house door. We've exchanged words but that's about it. Hopefully one of these days, I'll get to play with her again. Drill Sergeant Tammy says that I might be able to play with her in a week or so.
My days are pretty much spent playing with my new buddies, although we get these forced marches that I really don't care for. Drill Sergeant Tammy makes me and my brother Riley walk a whole mile to the highway and back every day. WHY??? What is so special about that, when all we do is turn around and hike home. I just don't get it. It must be a military thing.
Anyway, I wanted to let you know that I'm ok, and doing well. I'm losing some weight and toning up, so hopefully I'll look really buff for those girls at the shows when I'm done here.
Tell everyone I said hi, and kick brother Bear's butt for me. I miss the little bugger! Oh, and tell Aunt Cindy that I can't wait to nibble on her ear again. I love the looks she gives me. :o)
Ransom aka Chunky Monkey